This week my competitors have been working hard on their "Offensive Tactics" in an effort to win the Great Tomato Race.
Mike with his port-a-potty planter and Dad with his tee-tee tea have high hopes of catching Team Manual Mater Maker with their bathroom antics. In the spirit of competition and with a hefty below the belt attack on Team Mater Master, allow me to introduce...
Voo-Doo-Doo Worm!
The design concept is simple, attack the ass-ets and cripple production. Mater Master you need light and poop. My one-two punch of rain dancing and a strategically placed pin into Voo-Doo-Doo Worm should be a knockout! Dad your worms should be feeeeling veeery constipated.
Mike you're next!
Butt, while we're here, let's have a look at what's brewing in the Manual Mater Maker. Quarters anyone?
Wow that's some healthy movement!!
Manual Mater Maker Disclaimer #1: No voo-doo was used in the making of this post. If however it offends you, we would like to say with genuine sincerity... tough sh#t!
Manual Mater Maker Disclaimer #2: For those Mater Master followers who are a little slow on the joke uptake, I highlighted all cracks and potty words in green for your reading pleasure.
2 comments:
HAHAHA - and I thought the guacamole covered thumb was creative. Nicely played, ma'am!
I can only imagine what you've got in store for me. BRING IT ON BABY!
You know, there's probably more truth to Sher's Porta-Potty poke than Dad's Sippy-Cup slur, and you know what - I'm totally fine with that. I'll even go one step further.
Given my maters will continued to be fueled by composted cow manure, I'm gonna call it what it is ....
A BIG 'OLE BUCKET 'O SH*T!!!
UH-HUH - DAT'S RIGHT!!!
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