Thursday, March 7, 2013

A Really "Offensive" Tactic

This week my competitors have been working hard on their "Offensive Tactics" in an effort to win the Great Tomato Race.  

Mike with his port-a-potty planter and Dad with his tee-tee tea have high hopes of catching Team Manual Mater Maker with their bathroom antics.  In the spirit of competition and with a hefty below the belt attack on Team Mater Masterallow me to introduce...

Voo-Doo-Doo Worm!
The design concept is simple, attack the ass-ets and cripple production.  Mater Master you need light and poop.  My one-two punch of rain dancing and a strategically placed pin into Voo-Doo-Doo Worm should be a knockout!  Dad your worms should be feeeeling veeery constipated.

Mike you're next!

Butt, while we're here, let's have a look at what's brewing in the Manual Mater Maker.  Quarters anyone?





Wow that's some healthy movement!!

Manual Mater Maker Disclaimer #1:  No voo-doo was used in the making of this post.  If however it offends you, we would like to say with genuine sincerity... tough sh#t!

Manual Mater Maker Disclaimer #2:  For those Mater Master followers who are a little slow on the joke uptake, I highlighted all cracks and potty words in green for your reading pleasure.




2 comments:

MickeyDSC said...

HAHAHA - and I thought the guacamole covered thumb was creative. Nicely played, ma'am!

I can only imagine what you've got in store for me. BRING IT ON BABY!

MickeyDSC said...

You know, there's probably more truth to Sher's Porta-Potty poke than Dad's Sippy-Cup slur, and you know what - I'm totally fine with that. I'll even go one step further.

Given my maters will continued to be fueled by composted cow manure, I'm gonna call it what it is ....

A BIG 'OLE BUCKET 'O SH*T!!!

UH-HUH - DAT'S RIGHT!!!

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