ONE tomato, ah ah ah... TWO tomatoes, ah ah ah... THIRTEEN tomatoes ah ah ah!

Remember Count Dracula off of Sesame Street?  Well that was me counting maters this morning.  I especially enjoyed making the "ah, ah, ah," noise as I counted.  Just so you don't think that I'm blowing smoke up your mater petticoat, I took photos to prove it.

Wildfire - 2 maters

Scarlet - 2 maters

Rosie - 2 maters

Cherry - 1 mater

Cranberry - 3 maters

Red - 3 maters

Imagine how many more I could find if I had a zoom lens!  Do I need to take another smug photo of Ella?  (Gentlemen, this might be the time to start dancing for a wind storm or a plague of locusts.)

MANUAL MATER MAKER DISCLAIMER:  No voo-doo, high nitrogen or shamful tricks were performed on these maters to make them so fabulous.  Dirt, water, sun and a little love; it's all you need.  That being said, in the rare event my competitors surpass my amazin' mater making I will not be above employing said tactics to take the prize!