Curb Appeal!
The neighbors are going to LOVE this! Giant mater plants in pots in front of the house, now that's some curb appeal! Good thing I have nice neighbors. They are all rooting for me to take home the prize. Yeah they like beer too, and they know I can't possibly drink two cases by myself. (Or can I?) They'll just sit quiet along the sidelines till I bring home the booty. Then they will gather with outstretched hands. It's a give take thing.
So I'm thinking that the Mater Master's maters are either red or dead. He's doing that secretive thing again. I figured I'd better bring out the big guns and maximize my sunlight. These lovely ladies will spend the next few weeks in this spot. Hopefully the extra sun will give us a boost over that crafty Mater Master lurking in the shadows of the blogs. Where are you Mater Master come out with your maters up!
2 comments:
Boy some people will do anything to win a couple of beers! At least they are matching pots, with monograms! Very classy... in a kind'a red-neck way.
And oh yeah, a little sensitivity to my current plight (or maybe blight) would be nice! (Either Red or Dead!) Hummm.
But I'm a big boy, I can take it.
No, the complexion of this race really hasn't changed yet. No reddish maters as yet. But we are working at it, but now without Rocky's help.
Ah Mater Master, now I didn't know that Rocky's maters were "actually" dead when I made that post. Geesh, I'm pretty competitive, not to mention a master of smack, but that would be just plain "mater-mean".
Since your maters aren't red like I was thinking, maybe I should move my tacky plants back to the side yard and save the neighborhood aesthetics committee the stamp? Nah, by the time I get the nasty gram from them I'll have red maters and two cases of beer. I assume most of them can be bribed with beer anyway.
I'll be waiting at the finish line with a frosty mug, come ready to pour!
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